the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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