She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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