Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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