Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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