Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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