i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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