And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
You are a booty call, not a friend.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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