is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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