I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
