I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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