It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Verdict: uncircumcised.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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