Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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