I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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