I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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