I must be too annoying 4 u.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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