i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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