He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
my poor anus
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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