i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Still dying that you shit outside
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Of course I have a pirate flag
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
It's rum buckets o'clock
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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