Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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