The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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