chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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