Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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