come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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