scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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