Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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