Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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