We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
