I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
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