Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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