You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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