I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Randomize
