And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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