I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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