Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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