You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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