Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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