Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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