You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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