my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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