i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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