I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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