He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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