i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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