I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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