where does the pee come out of this thing
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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