She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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