Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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