my soul wont recognize me after tonight
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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