You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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