I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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