Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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