You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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