bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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