This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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